I recently wrote an article about some of the best entrance theme songs of professional wrestlers, and man was it hard to choose. But just as there are good ones, there are also some bad ones, and apparently, bad as in you’ll end up muting your TV or covering your ears as soon as the music starts, because if you don’t, your ears will hate you forever. I believe actually that a theme song, an entrance theme song of a professional wrestler to be exact can either make or break a wrester. I not saying that a career relies upon a music being played upon the entrance of a wrestler, but it can affect a wrester, and perhaps the mindset and performance. Let’s take for example; if you were a wrestler, and as your entrance theme song plays, you don’t sense any excitement or hype from the crowd, I’m sure it would affect you. Either it affects you in a way that you will strive to do great on your match and prove the crowd’s reaction wrong, or you lose the appetite to fight as hard as you can. Truly, entrance theme songs can contribute to a wrestler’s success or failure.

So if ever you are planning on being a wrestler, or if you just want an entrance theme song for yourself, well this list shall help you choose or pick the right song for yourself. Let this be a lesson for you.

Here are some of the worst entrance theme songs of professional wrestlers:

  • Undertaker’s theme- if there is a wrestler that I hate appearing, it is Undertaker; don’t get me wrong I know the old guy has some major wrestling chops, be he couldn’t have chosen a more horrible theme song for himself. I hate hearing it as much as I hate seeing him roll his eyeballs backwards whilst flicking his tongue; a very very disturbing combination.
  • Randy Orton’s- Ok, I’m sure a lot of you would disagree and would rather say that Randy Orton’s entrance theme song is probably one of the best, but well, this is my article and this is my opinion. Ok, so the reason why I don’t like the theme song is because I don’t like Orton that much, maybe I’m being judgmental, but for me, when you start hearing voices in your head, talking to you, then it’s probably the best time to think about getting some help.
  • Shawn Michaels’- Alright, I like Shawn Michaels as much as the next guy but his theme song just sucks, and makes him seem a tad too shallow. I mean, choosing a song that says nothing other than girls and his “merchandise.” I know, I know, he is the heartbreak kid so it really is supposed to be a lot of girls, but he breaks my heart every time I hear his appalling entrance theme song, especially the orgasmic screams.
  • Kelly Kelly’s- I believe she could’ve chosen a better entrance theme song, like she could’ve chosen a better screen name or code name or whatever. I mean, Kelly Kelly? Really? And the song, I believe I’ve heard better tunes when the Wal-Mart Customer Service Rep puts me on hold over the phone.
  • John Cena’s- I don’t hate Cena, in fact I like the guy, though I think he is being over exposed. And his entrance theme song by the way, has been giving me a few sleepless nights because I keep trying to figure out what was it the man screams before the music starts to play.